12 Weird Porn Categories and Bizarre Fetishes [Crazy Types of Porn]

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With porn outperforming Netflix, Amazon, and Twitter combined in terms of visitors, it’s a safe bet to assume you count yourself among the millions of people getting their fix via the Internet. If so, you’ve no doubt encountered some weird porn categories on your merry rounds, but maybe not the weirdest.

However varied you think sexual fetishes are, take that number and multiply it by at least ten. It follows that there’s porn for every kink. If you can think it… somebody has probably filmed a porno on it.

In our list below we take a look at some truly weird types of porn – from comically obscure sub-genres, to “Well that’s just fucked up, buddy.” We’ll tackle the world’s most bizarre fetishes. From those who obsess over Japanese newscasters, to the men in the market for a toothless granny. The porn industry has a little something for everybody. And that might just be the understatement of the century...

If you’re interested in the strangest types of porn out there, this list is for you.

Let’s look at some weird shit…

12 Weird Porn Categories

Weird porn categories

We’ll start with a type of porn that literally stopped us in our tracks, staring open-mouthed, wondering just WTF was going on.

Yes, the research for this post was an experience.

Cumming On Figurines

Where to begin with this?

First of all, on the surface, it’s no more complex than it sounds. It’s quite literally the act of ejaculating onto a figurine of some sort.

The type of figurine in question can be anything from a Barbie to a G.I. Joe. Anything you can imagine really. In fact, there’s a whole subreddit dedicated to the phenomenon.

There are even subgenres within the subgenre. For example, Nintendo produces a line of figurines called Amiibos which features popular characters from their games. As you’re probably already (unwillingly) imagining, there are a plethora of videos featuring semen drenched Princess Peach figurines.

Whatever floats your boat, man.

Food Produce

If this shoe fits, wear it. Or, in this case, if the cucumber fits, insert it.

Those more well-versed in the porn game might be no strangers to fruits and veggies, but for the layman, getting food involved is pretty atypical.

Who knew that the produce aisle could double as a sex shop?

Produce with a phallic shape is obviously a more likely candidate for this fetish, but many practitioners don’t discriminate. In fact, some members of the BDSM community take part in a pastime called figging.

This involves carving a ginger root into the appropriate shape and using it as a buttplug.

Spicy!

Lactation

Lactation fetish
The popular lactation fetish

Everyone knows that milk can be good for the bones, but did you know it can also be good for the boner?

Ok, well, maybe not for MOST, but there are definitely some people who go in for this sort of thing.

Typically, fans of this type of porn fall into either the ANR (adult nursing relationship) or paraphilic infantilist subcategories. The former is someone who just straight up likes to nurse as an adult, and the latter is a grown man who likes to be treated like a baby.

Surprisingly, this weird type of porn is actually quite popular and easy to find. A quick Pornhub search will yield thousands upon thousands of hits.

This adds a whole new meaning to the phrase “sucking at the tit of distraction.

Clowns

You’re most likely aware that clowns are a deep, primal fear for some folks. What you might not be aware of is that they also get some people quite hot and bothered.

Clown porn ranges from two people dressed like clowns getting it on to elaborate clown-based scenarios. On occasion, one might see classic clown paraphernalia like rubber chickens and bowling pins.

If this is your thing, these sorts of videos are likely a real treat. However, if you’re scared of clowns, this is truly the stuff nightmares are made of.

Personally, I’d love to see a take on the classic trope of backseat sex, but in a clown car. I could probably find that, but I refuse to type it into a search bar. My recommended videos will be out of whack for weeks.

Menstruation

There’s not a lot to this one. Most people have probably experienced it in real life, and if it’s not your thing, that’s ok. Blood makes some people squeamish.

But for some people, it really hits the spot.

Menstruation porn can be as simple as just portraying the act, but some of it gets pretty in depth. You can decide for yourself if you want to seek out the more graphic details.

Either way, there’s something to be said for period sex, even if it’s not your fetish.

Women’s hormones are kicked into overdrive during that time of the month, so the next time your woman is bugging you about it, maybe consider not being a coward for once.

Cartoons

Cartoon porn category

In this day and age, everyone knows about hentai, weeaboos, and their virtual waifus, but this is a bit different.

Whereas hentai has its own tropes and traits, this is porn based on beloved childhood animated figures.

You might not want to see Mickey Mouse 69ing with Minnie Mouse, but like it or not, it’s out there and it’s easy to find. And while it can be easy to pass judgment on people defiling your sacred childhood memories, try to remember that people can’t control what they imprint on.

Chances are, the guy watching cartoon isn’t judging you, so try not to judge him. After all, he can’t help it if he caught a glimpse of Ariel during a particularly hormone-fueled day of puberty and it really hit him in a particular way.

Come to think of it, Ariel is kind of hot….

Toothless Grannies

If you were disturbed by the thought of your childhood being ruined by cartoon porn, you might want to skip over this one lest the memory of Mamaw Doris be forever besmirched.

While you’re likely familiar with granny porn in general, this one reaches new heights.

While normal granny porn is pretty uncomfortable on its own, this adds this element of brandishing about dentures while doing the deed. For some reason, this makes the whole affair feel considerably weirder.

One could certainly imagine certain physical sensations being enhanced by toothlessness, but the overall vibe is just…bad, man. Not one you’ll be finding in a Hollywood-style fetish movie anytime soon.

Monsters

Not to be confused with monster dongs, this subgenre is also called kaiju porn. Kaiju is the Japanese word for monster, usually in reference to monster movies like Godzilla. And make no mistake, you can absolutely see Godzilla banging someone if so you desire.

The breadth of monsters here is staggering.

There are male, female, gay, straight, and everything in between monsters. They also range from semi-realistic dinosaurs to b-movie monsters.

Speaking of dinosaurs, what is probably the most famous monster porn involves a gang of pterodactyls and one very lucky lady. It’s well worth a quick search, even if dino penises aren’t your thing.

For some monster porn inspiration, see our list of the world’s best horror porn sites.

Yiffy

Furry category

Furries are a subculture whose members dress up as anthropomorphic animals and inhabit what they describe as “fursonas.” While not all of them have sex in their fursuits, some of them definitely do. That’s where these folks come in.

There’s no much to this one. I mean, psychologically speaking, there’s a lot to it. But the act itself is little more than two or more consenting adults in fur suits getting it on.

Sometimes the act is little more than simulated humping. But for the true furries, their suits accommodate the actual act.

Japanese Newscaster

Compared to some of the more sordid entries on this list, this one is almost “fun,” in a way. Basically, it’s sort of what it sounds like, but there’s a bit more to it.

On its head, it’s definitely little more than an attractive Japanese woman dressed up like a newscaster and getting railed.

But sometimes, the woman makes an honest attempt to accurately deliver the news while engaging in the act. If nothing else, this is something to be admired.

Also, if you speak Japanese or have the advantage of subtitles, you can get off and get your news at the same time!

It’s beginning to make sense why Japan is considered one of the world’s kinkiest countries

Felching

Like the last entry, this one is pretty straightforward compared to some others, but it’s definitely not for everyone. Basically, this involves slurping up semen from various orifices via straw.

Now, typically, a good policy is to not pass judgment on others for their preferences. That said, the current wave against plastic straws might leave you feeling understandably miffed by this particular fetish.

In order to reduce waste, it might be prudent to start incorporating metal straws into the genre. After all, there’s no need to kill a dolphin just so you can get off.

Fish

Although a dolphin isn’t a fish, the last point still stands. Of all the porn subgenres on this list, this is the only one that you could safely judge as being objectively wrong. It’s just a bad look.

Either way, you wanted the weirdest, and you got it. There’s no shortage of people doing unspeakable things with unwilling aquatic creatures. But again, those people should probably be in prison.

Any weird porn categories we’ve missed? Got a favorite fetish to bamboozle us with?

Let’s hear it!

For anybody who wants to dig in to the weird and wonderful world of fetishes, be sure to check out our complete A-Z fetish guide. It’s rather… eye opening.

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Simon Regal

Simon Regal is the editor and founder of AdultVisor, with a decade of experience covering the adult entertainment industry. Simon's background includes collaborations with two pioneering adult studios at the forefront of VR tech. His work has been featured in Men's Health, Vice and TechCrunch. Simon is a regular attendee on the adult conference circuit, making appearances at XBiz, The European Summit and AdultCon in 2023. Say hello if you see him!
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